The secretive life of the Autoblow autocrat
Posted by admin in Sex Toys Reviews - Top Toys on January 3, 2010
In the articles below you can read about several limelight hogging lovelies who are happy to flaunt their privates for profit, and who, at the drop of a pair of lace panties, love nothing more than to preen and pout for the cameras at red carpet functions.
While these girls will happily go to the opening of a zipper, it’s understandable because they are of course promoting a product. Firstly themselves, and secondly, their signature sex toy.
However, in sharp contrast to this unquenchable thirst for fame and good sex toy reviews, there’s the mystery owner of one of the best selling sex toys for men on the market.
The Autoblow Blast is rocking men back on their heels with its explosive and superbly authentic deep throat blow job capability. Once inside the soft silicone sleeve, the beads ride up and down your cock with an efficiency that would leave any porn starlet chewing the carpet. It’s the world’s first fully automatic blowjob machine. The Autoblow has received glowing sex toy reviews across the internet and people are clamouring to know more about who is behind it. But the owner keeps as stubbornly low profile as any man would while self pleasuring himself with his famous machine.
From a strict authoritarian family, the mystery owner’s face has never knowingly been photographed. Even as a child he would don Spiderman or Batman masks when asked to pose for family pictures. At important family occasions when a mask was not permitted, he would simply turn his head away from the camera at the last moment and willingly submit to the inevitable harsh spanking that followed.
In his high school yearbook, when all around him were trying to look cool for the camera, he bribed the reluctant photographer to take a picture of a ventriloquist’s dummy. Perhaps you can spot him. When the Yearbook returned from the printers, the incensed Principal meted out 6 hours detention.
His approach to marketing his sex toy doesn’t come much different to the ‘in your face’ heavy duty marketing methods favoured by most sex toy manufacturers. For a start, the Autoblow has its own website and is not available on the myriad online sex store sites. It’s delivered anonymously in plain packaging. The product relies on no celebrity endorsement of any kind, and it bears no resemblance to a porn starlet’s pouting pussy and puckered butt. In fact the Autoblow looks more like a fruit blender. Could this be because the owner himself is a bit of a fruitcake? Quite possibly, but one thing’s for sure. He’s no dummy.
Celebrity Sex Toys, part 2
Posted by admin in Sex Toys Reviews - Celebrity Sex Toys on January 3, 2010
In part 1 of Celebrity Sex Toys, (see below) we looked at the plethora of porn star pussy available on the market in the shape of silicone sex toys. The search continues with some more sex toy reviews of what is currently available.
April Flores Voluptuous CyberSkin Pussy
It’s has to be realistic because it is molded directly from April Flores privates. This sex toy features a tight opening and internal walls which are ribbed for added pleasure and sensation as you thrust in and out her tight love hole.
Joanna Angel Vibrating CyberSkin Doggy Style Pussy and Ass
A sex toy that has, once again, been cast directly from one of porn’s hottest new starlets. Made using the latest virtual touch technology, this Cyberskin Pussy and Ass has been made using life like phthalate free Cyberskin material. This sex toy includes a powerful 5 speed vibrating bullet that is waterproof to provide increased levels of stimulation while thrusting away.
Lisa Ann Vibrating Realistic Pussy and Ass
Well, guess what, this sex toy was also molded directly from the porn starlet herself. This Realistic Vibrating Pussy and Ass of Lisa Ann has been cast using soft and life like phthalate free Futurotic material. You can choose from either her tight and inviting shaven pussy or even tighter butt hole.
Alexus Winston Vibrating Pussy
No prizes for guessing that this has been cast directly from Alexus’ tight little pussy and ass, then carefully re-captured in CyberSkin material. It’s also been hand painted for a truly authentic looking pussy and ass for your to plunder. Insert the multi speed love bullet for a more intense orgasm and greater stimulation.
Jessica Drake Wicked Pussy
It should come as no surprise when we tell you that this sex toy has been cast in life like Futurotic material directly from Jessica Drake’s naughty bits. She is widely regarded as one of the world’s hottest and most horny porn stars ever. The lips and pussy of each Jessica Drake Wicked Pussy are hand painted to ensure amazing realism and includes a power multi speed vibrating bullet.
Roxy Jezel´s UR3 Doggie Style Ass and Pussy
Well, believe it or not, this sex toy has been cast in UR3 rubber directly from Roxy Jezel herself. She is one of the hottest porn stars on the planet. She helpfully holds herself open while you take her doggie style. Choose from her tightly ribbed pussy or even tighter arse and turn on the powerful vibrating bullet to increase stimulation as you pump away.
Mary Carey Extreme UR3 Pussy and Ass
She’s made from Doc Johnson’s better than real material, UR3 rubber. Mary Carey has slid her fingers into her tight, wet pussy and then had the mould re-created with her parting her lips to let you slip in.
Celebrity Sex Toys, part 1
Posted by admin in Sex Toys Reviews - Celebrity Sex Toys on January 3, 2010
So many sex toys, so little time. The number of celebrity endorsed sex toys grows by the day. You couldn’t possibly plunder all the celebrity snatch on offer in a month of fun days. Here’s a few sex toy reviews of what is currently on the market:
Tera’s Futurotic Pussy & Ass
Tera Patrick’s infamous attributes are meticulously sculpted and hand-painted to reveal every luscious texture and soft delicate fold.
Bree Olson Cyberskin Doggy Style Pussy and Ass
Yes, it’s molded from adult star Bree Olson. CyberSkin with Dual Density technology means it feels soft, but with firm, ribbed love tunnels. The Love bullet can be placed in the hole for 5 speeds of vibration.
Brian Banks Vibrating Pussy & Ass UR3
Briana Banks delicately re-created pussy and ass has been crafted and moulded from UR3 rubber. Briana is one of the hottest properties of Vivid Toys and has had a perfect replica created of her most sexual and sensuous parts.
Sasha Grey Deep Penetration Vibrating Pussy and Ass
Once again, molded directly from her tight love holes, the Sasha Grey Deep Penetration Vibrating Pussy and Ass features a tuft of her hair and also includes a powerful vibrating bullet to turn up the intensity and enjoyment with every thrust.
Flower Tucci’s CyberSkin Squirting Pussy
This not only features a replica of Flower Tuccis’ Pussy and Ass, but also her hands holding herself ready for action. If you place the bulb into the hole you even get ready for some real squirting fun!
Laura Doone 1974 Hairy Vibrating CyberSkin Pussy
It actually looks quite scary, but this toy has been styled on the hairy pussy of 1974 Penthouse Pet Laura Doone. This was in the days before ubic hair shaving became an obsession on all porn sets. This anniversary edition features her full hairy pussy, re-produced using CyberSkin Virtual Touch technology.
Katie Morgan Cyberskin Vibrating Pussy and Ass.
Her hand painted pouting pussy lips invite you to indulge in an intense ride with one of the world’s favourite porn stars. The Katie Morgan Cyberskin Vibrating Pussy and Ass is once again, a genuine copy of Katie’s very own pussy lips and ass lovingly rendered in CyberSkin.